It's Friday. You know why I'm here...
Done with the pooping yet? No? Okay. Mebbe you need medical halp...
Just like every Friday, I'm taking the easy way out. Well, not as easy as the days I skip out on here all together. Whatever. I'm trying to make some weekend plans, but I'm on call for work. I don't need to go anywhere for it, but I do need to stay close by a phone and be able to get to a computer soon after. That sorta kills any plans I can make.
Who gives a shit.
I'll ride my bike (probably) and do some things around the house (also probably involving bikes.) Will I haz good stories next week? I dunno.
That's why I like to provide the funny.
See y'all next week.